You should learn to be more polite

　　One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as the waiter took out two steaks, Bill quickly picked out the bigger steak for himself.
　　Tom wasn't happy about that: "When are you going to learn to be polite?"
　　Bill: "If you had the chance to pick first, which one would you pick?"
　　Tom: "The smaller piece, of course."
　　Bill: "What are you whining about then? The smaller piece is what you want, right?"

　　1天，BILL 和TOM 去1家饭店吃晚餐。很快服务员送过来两份牛排，BILL 迅速的给自己挑了份大的。
　　TOM很不高兴地说：“你要什么时候才学会有礼貌呢？”
　　BILL ：“如果你先拿，你会挑哪1份牛排呢？”
　　TOM：“当然是少的那1份了”
　　BILL：“那你还在抱怨什么呢？你就是想要小的那份牛排啊，对吗？"