I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
开始我直接求上帝赐辆自行车。 后来我琢磨上帝办事儿不是这个路数。 于是老子偷了一辆然后求上帝宽恕。
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
我希望能像爷爷那样，安静地在睡梦中死去，而不要像他开的车上那些惨叫滴乘客一样死法啊!
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
你永远不能战胜一个纯SB，因为他会把你的智商拉到跟他个水平，然后用丰富的经验打败你。
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
吾虽不杀伯仁，伯仁由我而死。
Some people are like Slinkies... not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.
有些人就像 Slinkies(弹簧玩具)，没什么实在用处，但看他们在楼梯上倒腾来倒腾去还是很有喜感。
We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
我们永远不可能真正的成熟，我们只是学会在众人面前装逼。
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
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