一对年轻的夫妇到海边的天体沙滩晒太阳。突然一只小蜜蜂爬进了妻子的YIN道。丈夫赶紧用衣服把妻子包裹好，开车把妻子送到医生那里。 经过一番检查，医生说：“很不幸这个小虫子爬的太里面了，我们普通的镊子无法把它夹出来”。 “那有什么其他的办法吗？”丈夫急切地问。 “办法倒是有一个，就是你在你的GUI头上抹点蜂蜜，伸进去把蜜蜂给引出来” 丈夫虽然觉得主意不错，可是由于太紧张，他怎么也硬不起来。 这时医生说：“如果你同意的话，我可以替你做这件事”。 由于情况紧急，丈夫只好同意。 于是医生在自己的龟头上抹了一些蜂蜜，然后趁机开始了(*^)&_), 过了几分钟，丈夫见医生突然停了下来，连忙问：“怎么样，把蜜蜂引出来了吗？” “不，不用引它出来了，我正在把它给淹死”医生说。
A young husband and wife were sunning on a nude beach when a wasp buzzed into the woman's vagina. The husband covered her with a coat, pulled on his shorts, carried her to the car and made a dash to the hospital
After examining her, the doctor explained that the wasp was too far in to be reached with forceps. He suggested the husband try to entice it out by putting honey on his penis, penetrating her and withdrawing as soon as he felt the wasp.
The man agreed to try, but because he was so nervous, he couldn't rise to the occasion. "if neither of you objects," the medic said, "I could give it a try."
雅虎书签