老人与律师

一个老人病的很重，死亡已经就要临近了。 他把律师叫道跟前问：

我想成为一个律师，读一个速成班需要花多少钱？

“大约5000美金”律师说。“但您为什么要当一个律师啊，您很快就要死去了”

“这是我的事，你别管，请帮我赶紧联系课程“

4天后，老人终于拿到了一个律师证。而他的律师一直呆在他的身边，他要确保他的律师费用可以拿到。

突然，老人颤抖并剧烈咳嗽。 很明显他的日子已经到了。律师小心地来到面前问：“

您能告诉我为什么您非要在去世前成为一个律师吗？

喘息了几口气，老人说：“又一个律师死掉了”

An old man was critically ill. Feeling that death was near, he 

called his lawyer. "I want to become a lawyer. How much is 

it or the express degree you told me about?"

"It's $50,000," the lawyer said. "But why? You'll be dead soon, 

why do you want to become a lawyer?"