Secret for a long Life——长寿秘诀

　　A woman walks up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch.

　　"I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she says.
　　"What's your secret for a long, happy life?"

　　"I smoke three packs a day, drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods and never, ever exercise."

　　"Wow, that's amazing," says the woman. "How old are you?"

　　"Twenty-six."

　　1位女士走向坐在门廊的椅子上摇动的小老头。

　　“我无意中发现，你是多么幸福，”那女士说。“你幸福而长寿的秘密是什么？”

　　“我每天抽三包烟，每周喝1箱威士忌，吃高脂肪食品，而且从来不曾锻炼。”

　　“哦，真神奇，”女士说。“你高寿？”

　　“二十六。”