毕生的愿望

　　In the traffic ourt of a large mid-western city, a young lady was brought before the judge to answer a ticket given her for driving through a red light.

　　She explained to his honor that she was a school teacher and requested an immediate disposal of her case in order that she might hasten on to her classes.

　　A wild gleam came into the judge's eye. "You are a school teacher, eh?" said he. "Madam, I shall realize my lifelong ambition. Sit down at that table and write 'I went through a red light' five hundred times."

　　在中西部1个大城市的交通法庭里，1位年轻女士被带到法官面前，她由于开车闯红灯被开了罚单。

　　女士向法官解释，她是1名学校老师，请求法官马上处理她的案子，以便可以赶回去上课。

　　法官眼中闪过1丝狡黠，说道：“你是学校的老师，对吗？女士，我马上要实现我毕生的愿望了。在那张桌子旁坐下，写‘我开车闯了红灯’500遍。”