Not speaking to me——不要和我说话

　　A man sat at a bar, had the saddest hangdog expression.
　　Bartender: "What's the matter? Are you having troubles with your wife?"
　　The man: "We had a fight, and she told me that she wasn't going to speak to me for a month."
　　Bartender: "That should make you happy."
　　The man: "No, the month is up today!"

　　1个男子坐在1间酒巴，脸色特别难看。
　　服务员：“有什么问题吗？是不是你老婆为难你。
　　男子：“我们打了1架，她说他1个月都不会和我说话。
　　服务员：“这应该会让你觉得高兴啊。”
　　男子：“不，今天是这个月的最后1天啦！”