Jacks Funeral——Jack的葬礼

　　Jack had passed away and as usual the minister was reciting his history and attributes at his funeral.

　　"Jack was a great family man, always helping with the dish washing and housework, a model husband and father, never late out and has not allowed a drop of whisky to pass his lips."

　　His widow, squirming in her seat, could stand it no more, bent down and whispered to her son, "Jimmy, go on up and look in the coffin, I think we might be at the wrong funeral."

　　Jack去世了，像往常1样，牧师在他的葬礼上讲叙他的生平和品性:“Jack是个很好很顾家的男人，他总是帮忙洗碗碟、做家务，他是1个模范丈夫和父亲，从不晚归，而且他滴酒不沾。”

　　他的遗孀，显得很坐立不安，这时她实在忍不住了，弯下身轻轻地对儿子说，“Jimmy，你上去，往棺材里看看，我想我们可能搞错葬礼了。”