Perfect breasts
A guy walking down the street sees a woman with perfect breasts.
He says to her "Hey Miss, would you let me bite your breasts for 100
dollars?
"Are you nuts?", she replies. And keeps walking away.
He turns around, runs around the block and gets to the corner before she
does. "Would you let me bite your breasts for 1,000 dollars?" he asks
again.
"Listen sir, I'm not that kind of woman. Got it?"