翻译如此残暴

　　上帝一定倍儿爱SB，不然他造这么多!

　　The sole purpose of a child's middle name, is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.

　　直译：小孩子要中间名，纯粹是为了让他知道他啥时候真的有麻烦了。

　　直译a：起个全名就为了揍孩子前可以底气十足地喊出来。

　　意译b：贾君鹏这名字就为了让他妈喊他回家吃饭!

　　It's not the fall that kills you; it's the sudden stop at the end.

　　跳楼的时候，“啊——”的时候还没死， “啪!”那才是死了。

　　Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

　　人工智能从来敌不过天然痴呆。

　　Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at home, even if you wish they were.

　　好客就是：让客人觉得他们像在他们家一样，尽管你真的希望他们滚回他们家。

　　With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine.

　　信春哥 ，得永生

　　Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

　　直译：记着吧……世界要不恶心，我们早被吐掉了。

　　意译：别抱怨了，这个世界要是真和谐了，我们这种人就不应该存在.

　　I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.

　　我曾是个怀疑论者，现在我很怀疑这一点。

　　If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you'll have trouble putting on your pants.

　　直译：如果你始终脚踏实地，那就别想穿裤子了。

　　意译：人太老实没法活。

　　You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.

　　过了河也别拆桥，没准你还要回来呢。